The Perfect Kiss

This is a repost from a MySpace bulletin posted by my friend Van. Holla! Dude, YOU da man! And damn honourable, too. How come there aren't more men like you?

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The Perfect Kiss... TOP 10

OK! So I got into a bit of a tit for tad match w/ one of my close friends who in the argument happens to say to me "You act like you're such a ladies man, yet you remain single. You're probably gay!" So, I tell her "No, I'm a very eligable bachelor... I just chose to be single because I can't hook up with the right women. On the contrary tho, I'm not a true "ladies man" none the less, I do have knowledge about women most men would pay anything for." So she goes "like what?" So I say, "A lot, in fact, give me any topic you can think of, and I'll do a myspace bulletin that will blown your mind out on the subject." So she pauses for a while, talks about it with her best friend then they both give the idea: " Do a bulletin on how to do the perfect kiss, cause not too many men know what they're doing." Then they both laughed. Well, I gladly took the challenge. It took me a while to think about how my 1st kiss went, also 1st kisses with other girls (that I really liked anyway). Then I thought of those soap-operas I used to watch with aunt, some intense love movies, and now I think I have the perfect list!

1. Do it in private
Privacy is a key. A big mistake that too many guys make is going for a kiss in the wrong situation (Ooo, I think I hit it hard to some dudes out there). Women want that first kiss to be special, and they'd prefer to share the moment with you and you alone. So if you're out somewhere social and you feel like the time is right, take her to a back room or, even better, to a completely different, more personal location.

2. Know when to pull out
There's no better way to let her know that you're a catch than by being the first to call it quits. Most guys make yet ANOTHER mistake by going for the gold on the first kiss... and they rarely end up getting it. By being the one to slow down, you'll show her that you're in control... and most importantly, you'll leave her dying for more.

3. Feel her out
When you feel the moment is right, reach over and touch her hair while you're talking and make a comment about it. Say, "Your hair looks so soft," and lightly touch the tips of it. If she smiles, reach back over and start stroking it again, but this time shift your glance between her lips and her eyes a couple of times. If she lets you keep touching her hair, you know that she's ready to be kissed. (Old scene from The Young & The Restless.... You can laugh, I don't care.)

4. Be a tease
One thing I've learned in past relationships is that there's nothing that women love more than to be teased, so let her know who's in control by driving her crazy with your lips. Go in like you're going to kiss her, then at the very last second, pull away and flash her a mischievous grin. Use this sparingly to keep her turned on and on her toes.

5. Ease into it
Still feeling a little nervous about going in for the kill? Ease into it by leaning in and smelling her neck. Take a big sniff and say, "Mmm... you smell good." (lol, yeah i know it sounds cheesy, if you can think of something better, use it). Then slowly brush your nose and cheek along hers as you pull your head back to make eye contact with her. When your eyes lock, close them and go for it.

6. Show some passion
Every woman longs to be ravished, so why not make her fantasy come true eh? As you're kissing her, reach back behind her and pull her head back by gently grabbing the hair right above her neck.... GENTLY! Slowly kiss your way down her neck, and give her a playful bite (um, no hickies please), then pull back slightly and breathe heavily on her neck and in her ear. Make sure your pants are securely fastened, because at this point she'll be trying her hardest to take them off... HAHA!

7. Dip her down
If the mood is right, add some sensuality and chivalry to your first kiss by gently dipping her down, ballroom-style. There's no better way to make her feel like she's with a powerful and confident man. Do it right, and she'll never forget the moment... And if you don't know what "chivalry" is, look it up.

8. Use your hands
Women love to be caressed, especially while they're being kissed. Starting above her ear, run your fingers through her hair, down to her neck and all the way down her back. Then slowly slide your hand back up again. Use both hands, and alternate between using your whole hand and just the tips of your fingers to give her an experience she won't soon forget.

9. Spice it up
Once initial contact has been made, spice it up a bit with some variety. Move from short, soft kisses into longer, deeper ones, then back again... and don't use your tongue any more than she does. Change the angle by moving your head to the other side, and alternate between sucking on her lower and upper lip. Be sure to stop to breathe after every few kisses. These little moves will let her know that you KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING. (Added that part in for sarcastic reasons to a Ms. Someone. *hint* *hint*)

10. Explore her body
When you're ready to really turn up the heat, kiss her on her neck and move your lips slowly up to her earlobes and give a light nibble. Don't be surprised when she starts breathing heavily.


Damn... I should of placed a bet on this bulletin. Would of been the easiest money I've made in a while.

-Malichai OUT!~