Spitting is Disgusting

Why do people spit? It's disgusting. It's not cute. It's not sexy. Do they think it makes them look cooler? Tougher? More macho? What?! Ha, it doesn't. Whoever told you and all them people who spit LIED. Do you know what happens after you spit? All those germs and bacterium that live in your saliva, well they get set free. Your saliva evaporates, thus releasing said germs and bacterium into the air to float about freely everywhere. Would you touch someone's spittle? (Kissing doesn't count.) Eww, no, of course not. But everytime someone spits, and that spit evaporates, you're touching it! Disgusting.