The Perfect Body

I just read this on Catwalk Queen. Apparently, scientists at the University of Texas have been slaving away to discover the 'perfect' female body shape. Yeah, they're getting paid to do this. (Are they being publicly funded or privately funded? Can you imagine tax dollars going towards that?) Their conclusion leads to Kelly Brook - an English model and actress. Wiki tells us that she's noted for her naturally large breasts. Yay for au naturel.

Anyway, according to these scientists, any woman with a waist to hip ratio of 0.70588253 is scientifically proven (I'd like to know how) to be 'perfect'. To see how you measure up - no pun intended - divide the measurement of your waist at the narrowest point by the measurement of your hips at the widest point. Mine's at 0.7105263. Pretty darn close, eh? An ex-boyfriend once said I had the perfect body but he had no idea. Haha.