Star Signs

It's super late/early and I'm still up, playing with this and that (MySpace, Facebook and Blogger). I was wandering around in MySpace and found this old bulletin that my friend Van posted. Now if you know me then you know I'm really interested in astrology so this was, of course, really interesting to me. How true is it for your sign?

ARIES 21 March 19 April
Outgoing. Spontanious. Not one to fuck with. Has own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic. Funny. Takes you on trips to the moon in bed.

TAURUS 20 April - 21 May
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremly outgoing. Outstanding kisser.

GEMINI 22 May - 21 June
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good in bed. Lover not a fighter but still punch your lights out .Trustworthy.

CANCER 22 June - 22 July
Very sexy. Talkative. Energetic. Sarcastic. Fucking elite as fuck.

LEO 23 July - 22 August
Dominant in relationships. Horny. Freak in bed. Always want the last word. Quiet. Caring. Smart.

VIRGO 23 August - 22 September
Great talker. Sexy. Always horny. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good in bed. Great kisser.

LIBRA 23 September - 22 October
Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Has own unique sexiness. GREAT in bed.

SCORPIO 23 October - 21 November
Predict future. Most erotic. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed.

SAGITARIUS 23 November - 21 December
Spontanious. Horny. Sexy. High sex appeal. Good in bed. Rare to find. Good when found. Outstanding kisser. Loves being in long relationships. ROLEPLAYING. ((CAUTION: VERY ADDICTIVE.))

CAPRICORN 22 December - 19 January
Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Irresistable, awesome kisser. Great talker. Always gets what he/she wants.

AQUARIUS 20 January - 21 Feburary
Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Extremly energetic. Amazing in bed. The best of lovers.

PISCES 22 Feburary - 22 March
Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word.